Country, the UK, lost its way, seeks life partner/mentor/inspiration. Good sense of humour essential. No timewasters, tedious show-offs or offend-o-trons need apply. HR free zone.”

Standing up so you don't have to take it lying it down anymore, the Pub Landlord is back to make sense of the questions you probably already had the answers to.
You know what they say: There’s no school like the old school, with the dodgy overflowing toilets.

★★★★★

‘A supremely polished performer’

Mail on Sunday

★★★★

‘Wickedly witty Stuff’

The Telegraph

‘Stand up Gold’

The Guardian


MARCH 2024

23 CANTERBURY Marlowe Theatre
SOLD OUT

24 IPSWICH Regent Theatre
LAST FEW REMAINING

29 OXFORD New Theatre
LAST FEW REMAINING

30 CARDIFF New Theatre
SOLD OUT

APRIL 2024

6 DORKING Dorking Halls, 3.30pm
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6 DORKING Dorking Halls, 7:30pm
LAST FEW REMAINING

7 ISLE OF WIGHT Shanklin Theatre, 3:30pm
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7 ISLE OF WIGHT Shanklin Theatre, 7:30pm
SOLD OUT

13 LEICESTER De Montfort Hall
LAST FEW REMAINING

14 SUNDERLAND Empire
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19 SHEFFIELD City Hall
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20 STOCKPORT The Plaza
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21 BLACKBURN King George’s Hall
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25 BIRMINGHAM The Alexandra
SOLD OUT

26 SCARBOROUGH Spa
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27 DARLINGTON Hippodrome
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MAY 2024

2 LONDON Palladium
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3 KINGS LYNN Corn Exchange
SOLD OUT  

4 SWANSEA Grand Theatre
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11 ST ALBANS Alban Arena, 3:30pm
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11 ST ALBANS Alban Arena, 7:30pm
SOLD OUT

12 FOLKESTONE Leas Cliff Hall
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17 DARTFORD The Orchard Theatre
LAST FEW REMAINING

24 WOKING New Victoria
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25 DARTFORD Orchard Theatre
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26 RICHMOND Richmond Theatre @ 3:30pm
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26 RICHMOND Richmond Theatre @ 7:30pm
LAST FEW REMAINING

31 PETERBOROUGH The Cresset
LAST FEW REMAINING

JUNE 2024

1 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion Theatre
SOLD OUT 

2 TORQUAY Princess Theatre
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14 HULL City Hall
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15 LINCOLN The Engine Shed
LAST FEW REMAINING

22 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre and Opera House
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23 LEEDS City Varieties (2 shows)
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28 GLASGOW King’s Theatre
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JUly 2024

12 PERTH Concert Hall
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13 DUNFERMLINE Alhambra
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OCTOBER 2024

3 CRAWLEY The Hawth Theatre
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4 BUXTON Opera House
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5 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
LAST FEW REMAINING

6 STOKE-ON-TRENT Victoria Hall
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10 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre & Opera House
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11 BASINGSTOKE The Anvil
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12 IPSWICH Regent Theatre
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13 CORNWALL Hall for Cornwall
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17 BRADFORD St. George’s Hall
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18 WARRINGTON Parr Hall
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19 HARROGATE The Royal Hall
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20 SALFORD The Lowry
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24 EASTBOURNE Congress Theatre
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25 CHATHAM Chatham Central Theatre
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26 CAMBRIDGE Corn Exchange
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27 LIVERPOOL Philharmonic Hall
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31 HASTINGS White Rock Theatre
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NOVEMBER 2024

1 TUNBRIDGE WELLS Assembly Hall Theatre
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2 CORNWALL Hall For Cornwall
LAST FEW REMAINING

3 BROMLEY Churchill Theatre
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6 BOURNEMOUTH Pavilion Theatre
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7 ALDERSHOT Princess Hall
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9 AYLESBURY Waterside Theatre
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10 CHELTENHAM Everyman Theatre (3pm & 7pm)
LAST FEW REMAINING

13 PORTSMOUTH Guildhall
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14 WYCOMBE Swan
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15 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
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16 LOWESTOFT Marina Theatre
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17 NORWICH Theatre Royal
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21 GALWAY The Black Box Theatre
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22 DERRY Millennium Forum
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23 DUBLIN Vicar Street
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24 BELFAST Ulster Hall
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